Get to BP! Now! Brian (comments below) had the brilliant idea of posting as Pat O'Brien, but there's nothing that says he has to be the only one. We don't do this for a living.
I used to love Goldman. He was the main reason I forked over my 40 bucks to BP. But he's been showing a real arrogant streak on the Pinstriped Blog, and of course I'm not paying to read his BP stuff anymore.
Way to stay on top of it, Will! I guess if you don't say anything, you don't say anything wrong.
I take issue with his SLG reqmt of Vinny. Greater than .500? There were only 43 guys last year with .500 or better last year. If he slugs > .500, Dayn needs to fellate him.
I used to love Goldman. He was the main reason I forked over my 40 bucks to BP. But he's been showing a real arrogant streak on the Pinstriped Blog, and of course I'm not paying to read his BP stuff anymore.
ReplyDeleteWay to stay on top of it, Will! I guess if you don't say anything, you don't say anything wrong.
Buckle the fuck up, everybody; here we go!
ReplyDelete*Ahem* Dayn? Hello?
ReplyDeleteTouche.
ReplyDeleteAnyone submitted anything good?
He's in Wannabe Neyer Mode, I see.
ReplyDeleteProbably wondering why Pat O'Brien keeps writing him.
ReplyDeleteHe's not answering my question about our dream date in one of his Fox pieces.
ReplyDeleteI keep asking him about cocaine and hookers ... over and over again
ReplyDeleteand imaginary girlfriends
ReplyDeleteI think I have asked about 45 questions as Pat O'Brien and 5 as Frank Robinson challenging him to come out to RFK
ReplyDeleteJesus, Dayn. I can't take that long to come up with this shit. I bet he saw Kirsten Dunst on E! and got distracted.
ReplyDeleteDo it, Basil! He might answer that one. It's not, you know, obscene.
ReplyDeletemy latest question ...
ReplyDeletefrom Rob Neyer in Bristol, CT: "Don't you just wish you were me?"
Ba-ZING!
ReplyDeleteDayne's being very selective at the plate; he's letting a lot of pitches go by. I think his BB/IP must be around 50/1 right now.
ReplyDeletehis slam at the the flood of DC-related questions
ReplyDeleteEr, is that BB/PA ?
ReplyDeleteI think that Bowden Q was a fat pitch lobbed to him by one of his BP buddies.
ReplyDeleteprobably from Will Carroll in between loofahing Dayn's stretch marks.
ReplyDeletedamn, Dayn makes Sheinin look like friggin Shirley Povich
ReplyDeletemaybe it's time to just starting sending him a slew of obscenities
ReplyDeleteAgreed. "Hey Dayn, who'd Carroll have to blow to get a BP job, and was it the same guy you had to blow?"
ReplyDeleteperfect question, Ryan
ReplyDeleteYuda, what was worse, "Screech on Screech" or "Us on Screech on Screech"?
ReplyDeleteIn German!
ReplyDeletejust remember, "Trust the Dust"
ReplyDeletemy latest ...
ReplyDeleteWhy so much animosity for the Nationals? Was one of your imaginary girlfriends from DC? Did she break your heart?
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault
ReplyDeleteBut it wasn't Geraldo's fault
What is a RBI? What does ERA mean?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I am aware of the irony of my calling Dayn vindictive.
ReplyDeleteTony Tavares was mine
ReplyDeleteNice work, Yuda. And you didn't even resort to swears.
ReplyDeletechannelling Chris, I see
ReplyDeleteI'm upset he isn't answering any Pat O'Brien questions ;)
ReplyDeleteI thought he'd be the type who'd be so fucking into Betsy.
ReplyDeleteO's are better than the Yankees, according to Dayn.
ReplyDeleteI take issue with his SLG reqmt of Vinny. Greater than .500? There were only 43 guys last year with .500 or better last year. If he slugs > .500, Dayn needs to fellate him.
ReplyDeleteI just responded as Vinny ... accepting the challenge but pointing out the level of his request versus his 2005 cost
ReplyDeleteToo . . . much . . . pressure . . .
ReplyDeleteWell, somebody get him. I'd better not.
ReplyDeleteamen ... he reached critical mass ... Ryan, I believe the honor is yours
ReplyDeleteNats Blog?
ReplyDeleteHow about on 'Box O'Rants'?
ReplyDelete"My goal is to get Dayn to cut the chat short because he's getting too much abuse..." -Yuda
ReplyDeleteI think that counts.
Damn, that was like 10 questions. He sure likes the O's.
ReplyDeleteI certainly don't see the O's staying in front of the Sox. Yankees? Maybe.
ReplyDeleteNo way the O's stay in front of both of them. One. Maybe. Both. No way.
ReplyDeleteB'lieve, hon!
ReplyDelete"But I'm not too tech-savvy, so maybe someone else's house is better-suited."
ReplyDeleteSounds like a job for Yuda . . .