It's gotten really bad this offseason. The other day it took me about three hours to recall where Juan Encarnacion ended up even though he signed with my second-favorite team. I don't know nothing except as it relates to the Nats. Sure, I've got a link to USS Mariner over on the side, but I never click on it. Here's what the AL West portion of the Offseason Roster Move Ledger looks like in my head:
Los Angeles Angels
- Fell for the Hector Carrasco Myth
- Overpaid for Esteban Loaiza but it's okay because Billy Beane did it
- Dorked Jim Bowden right in his keister.
So I need your help. It's possible that someday I might want to be a little less ignorant, or maybe I just want to