Alfonso Soriano and I have something in common. At the moment, I'm 28 years old and drunk. I wish I could stay 28 years old, and I wish I could stay drunk.
Alfonso Soriano is a Washington National at the moment, and he wishes he could stay a Washington Natinoal.
I wish I could stay 28 years old and drunk. Soriano wishes he could stay a Nat. I shouldn't stay 28 years old, and I shouldn't stay drunk, and Alfonso shouldn't stay a National. So that's something we have in common. Awesome!
P.S. I'm also eating a pretzel. There's no reason, basebally-speaking, that I shouldn't continue.