My slang is editorial.
Well, maybe if Smoltzy wasn't doing his best Delicate Flower impersonation...
::rolls around in agony::Owwww! I've been shot!::flops like a carp::
You Charles Bronson badasses can get back to me after you dislocate a finger on a massive Kentuckian and respond with nothing but a grim smile. I'll need video.
It wasn't the swearing and the flailing, I have no trouble believing that tagging out Kearns is like jamming your hand against a brick wall (jammage). It was the glaring and yapping into the Nats dugout, as though Manny instructed Austin to take Smoltz out on the rundown. John Smoltz is better than that. (John Smoltz is also more than a little nuts, let's not forget.)
Smoltzy should know not to take on Austin Kearns. He breaks people with the best intentions in the world. It's not his fault!
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