Tuesday, November 06, 2007

"Content"

Amazing. Immediately after I lamented the end of my symbiotic relationship with the news-breakers at Formula PR, Dan Guzman of WUSA-TV stepped in to the fill the void. Dan, no doubt driven by a burning desire to rehabilitate his last name among the Nationals cognoscenti, passes along this exclusive look inside the new ballpark that I had kind of forgotten they were building. Story by Dan Guzman, photos by Dan Guzman, video presumably by Dan Guzman: add some paisley and a fuzzy guitar solo and you could call it the Dan Guzman Experience.

It took less than a day for the folks at channel 9 (right?) to solve one of my blogproblems, so I assume that they're already hard at work blowing the lid off what I've termed "VenezuelansWithCarthaginianNamesGate." I mean, if you're going to name your kids after history's most notorious repeat losers, there are better choices, like Jim Kelly or Adlai Stevenson or Bowser.

So, with "content" out of the way, I resume pimping. That article that I want you to click on is still there, thirsty for clicks and even moreso for diggs. And now there's bonus content in the form of insane comments! Here's a fun game: try to identify which of the comments almost make me regret writing the damn thing.

4 comments:

Nick Turner said...

I like the stone behind home plate. I just cringe thinking about the inevitable, "This stadium rocks!" campaign.

Nick Turner said...

reading from dccomedy4now

Erica said...

I don't know who this other guy is, but I have a genetic, knee-jerk reaction to defend Jim Kelly. You're damn near being on my shitlist as it is so tread lightly. Just to be clear: stay away from the Sabres...we're rebuilding

hugs.

Trapper John said...

Come back, Ryan.