
We used to be better when he came up lame
He’s now got new eyeballs, new shoulder, new spleen
He’s a whole new ballplayer – is he man or machine?



He played the game; that’s why he’s got the bling
If ever you question his statements or hunches
It’s cool that you do, but bring own lunches

Thanks again to FromOldBooks for the letters.
2 comments:
C is for Cristian is all well and good, but it darn sure better not preclude G is for GUZMANIA!
Guzman's Nationals career peaked with that photograph. Sadly, it was before the ballpark was even approved.
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