Distinguished Senators, the Washington Nationals Blog That Is Great

Tuesday, April 07, 2009


It's the second game of the season, and Rob Dibble is already apologizing for being repetitive before he talks about throwing at heads again. I guess we should congratulate him for his self awareness.

Others who should apologize:
  • Lastings Milledge for fielding his position about as well as he raps.
  • The Marlins for kicking the shit out of us in such a predictable, unimaginative fashion.
Holy crap, did you see the ump eat it on that pitch right down the middle to Kearns? Even Homeboy Bob Carpenter was outraged.

Oh, and speaking of which, is Carpenter completely full of crap on those homers to left field being mere flyballs elsewhere? Or not?

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