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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

My Name is Ryan and I'm Here to Say

Check this: I'm going to pay attention to this baseball game tonight and totally write something about it. It'll be just like the good old days. Meanwhile, I'm going to fix the links, because that's easier than writing something. If I ever follow through with my plan to make a living by rapping about blogging, here's what I'm going to say: "I got more links than Jimmy Dean." Now I just need something that rhymes with that and won't lead to my saying "and I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way."


Ryan said...


Anonymous said...

What a lousy baseball game. Another one-run loss. At least Jose Vidro is swinging the bat again.

(He's on my fantasy team. Gotta love him.)

Harper said...

Why? Do you not love Fruity Pebbles in a major way? What about that time you dressed as Santa and came down the chimmney to get some cereal? Seemed pretty evident you at least liked the cereal. If not "Liked it, liked it".

I was very surprised that none of the Flinstone Kids episodes revolved around Barney trying to get Fred's various flavored Pebbles cereals. You'd think a little kid would be even more crazy for sugary food. I guess Barney only acquired the taste later in life. Perhaps to make up for the whole in his heart for whatever tragedy that never allowed him to speak to several of his childhood friends again.

Ryan said...

Ho ho ho, I was hu-hu-hungry.

Anonymous said...

Fruity Pebbles, you're wack! The money-metal breakfast cerel is the Coco Pebbles. It makes chocolate milk man, CHOCOLATE MILK!