The Cardinals had no difficulty with Doug Fister last night. Imagine my surprise when Doug himself stopped by to share some exciting news with us, news that partially explains last night's game.
It's easy to forget about the tiny infielders who field our ground balls and carry our luggage onto the charter, but they're just as important to baseball as anyone! Doug's Dingers is all about recognizing the little guys. It can be something as small as remembering their names or as big as grooving one for them in the first inning.
But enough from me! Let's hear from the real heroes. I call them Doug's Dudes."
Hello big arbitration award and goodbye to sleeping in a drawer at Matt Holliday's house!
Kolten Wong is exactly the kind of heartbreakingly underpowered ballplayer we're trying to help here at Doug's Dingers.
Let's hear from another Doug's Dude, Matt Carpenter. How have I helped you, lil' fella?"