That's how it's supposed to go: They are a bad team, and we are a good team.
The Braves gave up on this season before it started (right before it started). They're the Philadelphia Phillies of baseball.
Thus they are exactly the kind of team - and as someone paying attention in the 90s, this is still amazing to me - that you have to stomp all over if you want to win a little flag at the end of the year.
And the Nats did. And that's good. And Jordan Zimmermann's good-but-not-great pitching performance combined with his three-RBI day at the plate . . . well, he's like some kind of grim-faced, normal-shaped Livan.
For whom there's still time to vote, by the way.