This is just going to keep happening, huh? Last night's Orioles game was more entertaining.
It wasn't free, either. We used to have two guys who were hitting, but Andrelton Simmons took care of Yunel Escobar, so we're down to one, and we're looking up at the Phillies.
So I guess we're just going to have to wait for tonight for the season to turn around. See you then.
Doug's Dingers is expanding its efforts to help guys who have chick names. Take a bow, Kelly Johnson!"