Did you see that game? The Mets always look idiotic, but they took it to a new level on Monday with those ridiculous Norman Schwarzkopf costumes. They looked like they were trick or treating in 1991. Except even sillier than that, since camo stops working when you put your hideous Met colors all over it and wear it with striped white pants.
|"Trick or treat!"|
"Oh, aren't you cute! What are you dressed as?"
Bryce Harper won his second straight Player of the Week award, an honor that I guess is important enough to capitalize.
This isn't news to you, I'm sure, but he really is amazing to watch right now. Harper's at-bats alternate between clinical detachment, as he calmly watches a pitch an inch inside go past him, and sudden, brutal violence when he swings. It's actually kind of unsettling.
A typical Harper AB goes something like this: