“I have yet to understand the value of Arizona. I have yet to understand why God brought me here.”It's a shame the victory lap had to start two time zones away against a bunch of guys I'd never heard of playing for a team I often forget exists.
-Cappadonna, never catering to none
Seriously, the Diamondbacks' starting lineup was like something from an unlicensed video game. I vaguely remember Aaron Hill from Toronto and from his appearances as an unattainable dreamboat in Luann.
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| Arizona Diamondbacks second baseman Aaron Hill |
But hey, eleven runs are still eleven runs even if you score them in the middle of nowhere against nobodies. And there's nothing to help you unwind after a long trip like winning a baseball game in which the outcome is never once, not even for a moment, in doubt.
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Enough of this!
The public demands more Professor Bacon content.
He started demanding those fancy farmers market apples, so I fired him. But I guess if there's demand out there, I'll try to work something out with the little bastard.
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