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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

New Favorite Nat

Apparently Jordan Zimmermann addresses John Lannan as "Eyebrows." If I were ever talking to Lannan, I wouldn't have the stones to say that, but I'd sure as hell be thinking it. Dude looks like a Batman villain's henchman.

Why yes, they are real. Why do you ask?


bdrube said...

Now that he's making an MLB salary, John can certainly afford some personal grooming tools. Eyebrow pluckers are not THAT expensive!

James L. said...

They're real, and they're spectacular.

Basil said...

He looks like David Ferrie of JFK assassination lore. Google that dude and prepare to get a little squicked out by those eyebrows.

Ryan said...

And Ferrie (I just learned) didn't actually have any hair - he chose those things like Stan Sitwell.