Every Post Begins with Kay

I'm taking the day off. I've got chocolates to eat and whatnot. 17 hours until pitchers and catchers report, but that doesn't make me all that happy. It's good in that it means the start of the season is that much closer, but I hate Spring Training. It's torture, and not the good kind you pay for. It's like decaf coffee or the last season of NewsRadio or watching a baseball game that doesn't count and the last six innings are played by dudes you're never going to hear of again. It's just like that last one, in fact.