I'm taking the day off, celebrating the happy news about Jamey Carroll. The thing about Jamey is that everyone -- even the hardest-hearted rat bastards -- loves him. We don't need him from a tactical standpoint, but that's far too small a thing to get upset about when your team has no owner and a GM who spends the offseason continually trying to out-retard himself. So hooray for Jamey, the good Carroll.
UPDATE: Evil Basil doesn't like Jamey. I think it's telling that even when Basil's being as evil as he can be, there aren't any swears.