I think I caught the bird flu. I'd do something about it, but I need the eggs.
Oh hey -- the ballpark. I don't care. As long as it's surrounded by bars and they don't play "Sweet Caroline," they can build it out of pink formstone as far as I'm concerned. I hope it's called "Eastern Motors Stadium."
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3 comments:
"Where yo' job is yo' ticket to the nosebleed seats!"
Buck sez that when the new stadium opens they replace "Sweet Caroline" with "I Am.. I Said."
I hope the Nats go with "Put Her in the Buck" by 2 Live Crew
While I agree with the sentiment -- who but DC's most innovative, entrepreneurial company should sponsor our Nats? -- I must note that the name of our ballpark will be Easterns Motors. The extra "s" stands, of course, for "Savings," as well as "Stay down, punk!"
This raises an interesting question. Who should be the first Nat member of the Easterns Motors Theatre Experience? Guillen is the obvious choice, but I can't help but think that Majewski could be pretty bad-ass.
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