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Thursday, May 05, 2005

One Hour Left

Get to BP! Now! Brian (comments below) had the brilliant idea of posting as Pat O'Brien, but there's nothing that says he has to be the only one. We don't do this for a living.

49 comments:

Ryan said...

I used to love Goldman. He was the main reason I forked over my 40 bucks to BP. But he's been showing a real arrogant streak on the Pinstriped Blog, and of course I'm not paying to read his BP stuff anymore.

Way to stay on top of it, Will! I guess if you don't say anything, you don't say anything wrong.

Ryan said...

Buckle the fuck up, everybody; here we go!

Ryan said...

*Ahem* Dayn? Hello?

Ryan said...

Touche.
Anyone submitted anything good?

Ryan said...

He's in Wannabe Neyer Mode, I see.

Ryan said...

Probably wondering why Pat O'Brien keeps writing him.

Anonymous said...

He's not answering my question about our dream date in one of his Fox pieces.

Brian said...

I keep asking him about cocaine and hookers ... over and over again

Brian said...

and imaginary girlfriends

Brian said...

I think I have asked about 45 questions as Pat O'Brien and 5 as Frank Robinson challenging him to come out to RFK

Ryan said...

Jesus, Dayn. I can't take that long to come up with this shit. I bet he saw Kirsten Dunst on E! and got distracted.

Ryan said...

Do it, Basil! He might answer that one. It's not, you know, obscene.

Brian said...

my latest question ...

from Rob Neyer in Bristol, CT: "Don't you just wish you were me?"

Ryan said...

Ba-ZING!

Anonymous said...

Dayne's being very selective at the plate; he's letting a lot of pitches go by. I think his BB/IP must be around 50/1 right now.

Brian said...

his slam at the the flood of DC-related questions

Anonymous said...

Er, is that BB/PA ?

Anonymous said...

I think that Bowden Q was a fat pitch lobbed to him by one of his BP buddies.

Brian said...

probably from Will Carroll in between loofahing Dayn's stretch marks.

Brian said...

damn, Dayn makes Sheinin look like friggin Shirley Povich

Brian said...

maybe it's time to just starting sending him a slew of obscenities

Ryan said...

Agreed. "Hey Dayn, who'd Carroll have to blow to get a BP job, and was it the same guy you had to blow?"

Brian said...

perfect question, Ryan

Ryan said...

Yuda, what was worse, "Screech on Screech" or "Us on Screech on Screech"?

Ryan said...

In German!

Brian said...

just remember, "Trust the Dust"

Brian said...

my latest ...

Why so much animosity for the Nationals? Was one of your imaginary girlfriends from DC? Did she break your heart?

Ryan said...

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault

Brian said...

What is a RBI? What does ERA mean?

Ryan said...

And yes, I am aware of the irony of my calling Dayn vindictive.

Brian said...

Tony Tavares was mine

Ryan said...

Nice work, Yuda. And you didn't even resort to swears.

Brian said...

channelling Chris, I see

Brian said...

I'm upset he isn't answering any Pat O'Brien questions ;)

Ryan said...

I thought he'd be the type who'd be so fucking into Betsy.

Ryan said...

O's are better than the Yankees, according to Dayn.

Brian said...

I take issue with his SLG reqmt of Vinny. Greater than .500? There were only 43 guys last year with .500 or better last year. If he slugs > .500, Dayn needs to fellate him.

Brian said...

I just responded as Vinny ... accepting the challenge but pointing out the level of his request versus his 2005 cost

Ryan said...

Too . . . much . . . pressure . . .

Ryan said...

Well, somebody get him. I'd better not.

Brian said...

amen ... he reached critical mass ... Ryan, I believe the honor is yours

Brian said...

Nats Blog?

Brian said...

How about on 'Box O'Rants'?

Ryan said...

"My goal is to get Dayn to cut the chat short because he's getting too much abuse..." -Yuda

I think that counts.

Ryan said...

Damn, that was like 10 questions. He sure likes the O's.

Ryan said...

I certainly don't see the O's staying in front of the Sox. Yankees? Maybe.

Brian said...

No way the O's stay in front of both of them. One. Maybe. Both. No way.

Ryan said...

B'lieve, hon!

Ryan said...

"But I'm not too tech-savvy, so maybe someone else's house is better-suited."

Sounds like a job for Yuda . . .