Get to BP! Now! Brian (comments below) had the brilliant idea of posting as Pat O'Brien, but there's nothing that says he has to be the only one. We don't do this for a living.
I used to love Goldman. He was the main reason I forked over my 40 bucks to BP. But he's been showing a real arrogant streak on the Pinstriped Blog, and of course I'm not paying to read his BP stuff anymore.
Way to stay on top of it, Will! I guess if you don't say anything, you don't say anything wrong.
I take issue with his SLG reqmt of Vinny. Greater than .500? There were only 43 guys last year with .500 or better last year. If he slugs > .500, Dayn needs to fellate him.
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I used to love Goldman. He was the main reason I forked over my 40 bucks to BP. But he's been showing a real arrogant streak on the Pinstriped Blog, and of course I'm not paying to read his BP stuff anymore.
Way to stay on top of it, Will! I guess if you don't say anything, you don't say anything wrong.
Buckle the fuck up, everybody; here we go!
*Ahem* Dayn? Hello?
Touche.
Anyone submitted anything good?
He's in Wannabe Neyer Mode, I see.
Probably wondering why Pat O'Brien keeps writing him.
He's not answering my question about our dream date in one of his Fox pieces.
I keep asking him about cocaine and hookers ... over and over again
and imaginary girlfriends
I think I have asked about 45 questions as Pat O'Brien and 5 as Frank Robinson challenging him to come out to RFK
Jesus, Dayn. I can't take that long to come up with this shit. I bet he saw Kirsten Dunst on E! and got distracted.
Do it, Basil! He might answer that one. It's not, you know, obscene.
my latest question ...
from Rob Neyer in Bristol, CT: "Don't you just wish you were me?"
Ba-ZING!
Dayne's being very selective at the plate; he's letting a lot of pitches go by. I think his BB/IP must be around 50/1 right now.
his slam at the the flood of DC-related questions
Er, is that BB/PA ?
I think that Bowden Q was a fat pitch lobbed to him by one of his BP buddies.
probably from Will Carroll in between loofahing Dayn's stretch marks.
damn, Dayn makes Sheinin look like friggin Shirley Povich
maybe it's time to just starting sending him a slew of obscenities
Agreed. "Hey Dayn, who'd Carroll have to blow to get a BP job, and was it the same guy you had to blow?"
perfect question, Ryan
Yuda, what was worse, "Screech on Screech" or "Us on Screech on Screech"?
In German!
just remember, "Trust the Dust"
my latest ...
Why so much animosity for the Nationals? Was one of your imaginary girlfriends from DC? Did she break your heart?
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault
What is a RBI? What does ERA mean?
And yes, I am aware of the irony of my calling Dayn vindictive.
Tony Tavares was mine
Nice work, Yuda. And you didn't even resort to swears.
channelling Chris, I see
I'm upset he isn't answering any Pat O'Brien questions ;)
I thought he'd be the type who'd be so fucking into Betsy.
O's are better than the Yankees, according to Dayn.
I take issue with his SLG reqmt of Vinny. Greater than .500? There were only 43 guys last year with .500 or better last year. If he slugs > .500, Dayn needs to fellate him.
I just responded as Vinny ... accepting the challenge but pointing out the level of his request versus his 2005 cost
Too . . . much . . . pressure . . .
Well, somebody get him. I'd better not.
amen ... he reached critical mass ... Ryan, I believe the honor is yours
Nats Blog?
How about on 'Box O'Rants'?
"My goal is to get Dayn to cut the chat short because he's getting too much abuse..." -Yuda
I think that counts.
Damn, that was like 10 questions. He sure likes the O's.
I certainly don't see the O's staying in front of the Sox. Yankees? Maybe.
No way the O's stay in front of both of them. One. Maybe. Both. No way.
B'lieve, hon!
"But I'm not too tech-savvy, so maybe someone else's house is better-suited."
Sounds like a job for Yuda . . .
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