The Eminently Stoppable Force versus the Pliable Object

My man Pedro, who now uses "BAVASI!" as a grave imprecation, has a preview of the much-anticipated Expos/Mariners match-up. It's tough to get too worked up about a series between a couple teams who'd have a hard time scoring ten runs off a t-ball stand. Ah well. C'est la vie, as the Expos fans say.