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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

I'm Off!

That was a nice win to send me on my way. I'll be out of commission probably until a week from Monday, unless the Maltese crown me as their king, which is a distinct possibility. Enjoy the home opener, and let's hope the Nats can keep up this torrid pace while I'm gone.


Trapper John said...

I take it, Your Highness, that coronation was a smashing success?

Chris Needham said...

I'm betting he went all Ponson on some local judge's ass.

He's been exiled to Elba or something. Maybe Anthrax island?

Basil said...

Maybe he took a side trip to Singapore and ended up getting an extended caning?